it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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