i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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