ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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