My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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