My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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