It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My bed smells like the plague
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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