Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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