dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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