whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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