your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
what day is it and did you see me today?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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