Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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