I just cut my nipple shaving
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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