Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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