i think i have herpe
just one?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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