i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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