What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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