you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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