I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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