TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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