His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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