Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize