I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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