Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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