Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
