I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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