I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
What drink are we having for lunch?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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