Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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