My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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