I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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