my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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