"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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