Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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