I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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