I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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