i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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