Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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