So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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