Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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