It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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