Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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