I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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