I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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