the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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