so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
