In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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