You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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