when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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