Do you still have your period?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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