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say what?
wanna hang out?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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