I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I need to sanitize my soul.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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