awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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