Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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