ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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