THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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