Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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