Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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